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(next) performer has been captivating audiences for well
over a decade. He has been called a Magician, a Juggler,
a Comedian, Sweetie, Honey, Dork, Butthead, Skinny, Wimpy,
Angel, Butt-less, on the Phone, Late for Dinner, Dude, Bro,
Buddy, Chief, Captain, and Freak, but none of them are truly
accurate. His skills surpass all labels simply making him
ENTERTAINING, please join me in welcoming Jonathan Burns:
One Entertaining Fella!" |
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Our (next) performer has been captivating audiences for
well over a decade. He combines the boyish good looks of
David Hasselhoff, the attention span of a goldfish, the
comedic sensibilities of your Uncle Vito, the mindset of
a 1970's Street Pimp, and the ripped body of Screech Powers.
Sorry ladies he's taken. He has been called a Magician,
a Juggler, a Comedian, Sweetie, Honey, Dork, Butthead, Skinny,
Wimpy, Angel, Butt-less, on the Phone, Late for Dinner,
Chief, Captain, Skipper, Admiral, but never Lieutenant.
Dude, Bro, Buddy, Homey, Mister, Sir, Miss, Ma'am, and FREAK,
but none of them are truly accurate. However you identify
him make sure to contact the local authorities… Get
out of your seats and give him a hand for goodness sake!
FOR Mr. Jonathan Burns! " |
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